is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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