HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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