First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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