Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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