The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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