i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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