thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Randomize
