Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
