People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
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