i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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