You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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