I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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