Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
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