You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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