Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
He passed out mid-signature
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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