I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
not ubering you a puppy
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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