i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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