idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I have demons in me.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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