Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
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