and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Randomize
