; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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