Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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