Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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