if you like me you must not know who I am
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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