Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
