i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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