I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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