Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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