Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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