There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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