i just had sex bonerless
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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