I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
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