i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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