Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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