Got a toothbrush?
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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