he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
