Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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