Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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