Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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