I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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