After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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