all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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