apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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