wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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