...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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