your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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