Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
i think im in europe. pls send help
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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