Hey man sorry I got all grabby
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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