we're blogging at a bar
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
What a dumb baby whore.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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