STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
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